tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel

She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!

by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Cross Tossed

Another word for 'Cross Faded', to be drunk and high at the same time.

Damn dude after I hit that bowl at the party I was so cross tossed I didn't know which way was up.

I've been there many times my friend.

by The Griz Brotherhood October 6, 2009

pigeon toss

to be dumped by someone you weren't really interested in anyway.

I can't believe you got pigeon tossed by that delusional creepazoid, but whatever.

by lavendurz April 3, 2011

tosspot

someone acting like a fool or silly and childish or saying something foolish or silly and childish immature. can be used harshly or in a soft humorous endearisg way also someone who looks odd or extremely strange.

origan Australian colloquialism

harsh form ....george was drunk the other day and was acting like a real tosspot

soft form......as if about a child. He was running around with a bucket on their head looking like a tosspot

by alan kendrick September 10, 2007

tossbeast

Used by non-native English speakers as a substitute for "tosser".

Look at the mess you made, you English tossbeasts!

by kryptonpirate May 24, 2005

toss the standard

1)literal meaning: to add a normal idea or opinion into a conversation.
2)sub-context: to discard something that has allready been deemed as standard.
3)conotations: to jizz,jerk or wank off.(derived from toss the salad)
4)a snack, toast and butter

'I maybe tossing the standard, but i'm goin to through jesus into the mix for ultimate mandem'

beth 'do you want a cup of builders tea?'
wendy 'na bitch toss the standard, i want earl grey...still'

'is andy upstairs tossing the salad?'
'tossin the standard!'

by gert mandem April 6, 2007