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Spooky Time 

Either its Halloween, or its a tumblr post in the middle of June.
Oz: It's SPOOKY TIME H I T I T
illuminaughti: oz its the MIDDLE OF J U N E

Gary Cooper time 

"Before Gary Cooper time, I had the phone numbers...."

_Spanking Watson_ by Kinky Friedman (1999), p. 171

Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.
Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

can't walk and chew gum at the same time 

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

that time of the month 

The time when a women has her period.
"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

time warp 

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!
Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...
time warp by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004