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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Manny Mac

Certified women snatcher, good lookin in every way possible. Known GD
Rebecca loves manny Mac so It doesn’t matter
by Therealest25 October 23, 2019
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Mac and samsters

Two girls at school called Mackenzie and Samantha. Mackenzie has brown hair and is 5”9 and Samantha has blonde hair and is 5”2. They are best friends and they live biology. They are always laughing and look like models
Person1: OH MY GOD HERE COMES MAC AND SAMSTERS !!!!

Person 2: I WISH I WAS THEM !!!!
by Maccapacca260505 December 14, 2020
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Mac the Seller

When some is unusually terrible at the video game Apex Legends. They also tend to become extremely aggressive when being called this.
by Jsjsjssjaba a sbs May 1, 2024
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craft mac and cheese

When a nigga be hungry as fuck and he tell his bitch to make him some damn noodles with cheese on em, that's the shit he expect.
by Trentcanthandle April 3, 2016
mugGet the craft mac and cheesemug.

The mac daddy

by The Mac Daddy March 6, 2021
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