a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
Get the turtle dovemug. Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 10, 2019
Get the Turtle Tracksmug. by timpr August 1, 2011
Get the Turtle Joggingmug. by Street Fighter for Scrubs September 6, 2011
Get the Tiger Turtlemug. by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010
Get the turtle tunnelmug. 
by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016
Get the turtle firemug.