vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.

1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.

by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016

Stinky Pants

Larry Wayne Smith

Wooooooooweeeeeee look at Stinky Pants! Larry is funky today.

by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020

scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.

That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.

by Gunwrites July 24, 2014

Cut pants

When a Hispanic person doesn't have swim trunks he cuts pants

Bro let me know if we're for real going swimming so I can cut pants and go too

by Cut pants April 23, 2017

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

Yogurt pants

When shmegma leaks through your trousers.

Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!

by Tunod81 May 9, 2021

Stompy Pants

A term used in the frozen water sports community describing how awesome or dope something is. Usually in regards to a trick or drop in. First used by Red Bull athletes Sean Pettit on Keep Your Tips Up

Damn that drop in was fucking stompy pants bro.

by Big Frozen Water Sports Guy March 7, 2019