boot

A word which you call someone when they are a pure idiot/dickhead/dork.

Comes from "car boot", where the reject kid goes when there is no more room in the car.

"Can you believe that Tom bought Crocs?"
"That kid is a Boot"

"Today I spent all day watching re-runs of Friends"
"Boot"

*dances like a complete idiot*
"Boot..."

by boot___ January 17, 2008

Wear your boots to school

Wear your boots to school every Monday

Mondays are days to (wear your boots to school) and look fly

by SHELUVZAB February 5, 2023

Buffalo Boot

a swift kick to the chest to save someone's life (i.e. restart a heart)

"Don't worry bro - I will give you the ole buffalo boot."

by buffalobootsdontcomeoutatnight January 5, 2017

Boots

agreeing in drag

Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetra’s dress with Lux Noir London and said “that custom dress with crystals was fierce.” Lux replied “Boots!”

by Uncle Joosie December 24, 2024

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

boots

Ugly or unattractive.

John: "Hey bro, do you think you would get with her tonight?"
Ed: "Hell no, dude! She is boots."

by Assist November 18, 2019

The Boot

The action on which a man reverses the role of a foot job and puts his toes in a vagina until his foot is fully consumed.

I want you to give me “the boot” tonight.

by BushBushandBush April 9, 2024