Jake: Hey man, is it cool if I smoke your bong in here?
Adam: Yea man just take a snap and blow it out the window, I don't want the apartment to reek.
Adam: Yea man just take a snap and blow it out the window, I don't want the apartment to reek.
by Uncle Saboo June 5, 2017
Get the Snapmug. Gurl 1: So is you trying to say you kissed my boyfriend?!
Gurl 2:Sorry but, yea.
Gurl 1: Uh gurl don't talk to me no more you lil' SNAP!
Gurl 2:Sorry but, yea.
Gurl 1: Uh gurl don't talk to me no more you lil' SNAP!
by J.Ball September 5, 2005
Get the SNAPmug. .9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
.9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025
Get the .9.whether food stamp (SNAP) benefits deposit on Sundays depends entirely on the state's schedule, as states determine their own deposit dates.9.mug. When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....
Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....
by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016
Get the ginger nut snapmug. Thanos: *SNAPS*
Half of the universe: I ̢̧̡̛̱̯̲̺͖̬̣̘̲̯͎̱͎̱͕̬͖̮͚̙̭̰͚̰̯̱̯̗̈́̈̇͂͌̐̌̔̈̾̆́͐͐͒̌̀̃͗̅̿̈́̌͋̐̇̅͌̒̑͐͛̔̾͆̊̑͘͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅ ̵̢̢̰̗́̋̊͂͊̔͛̑͋̒̆̅͑̆̇̐̿͌̀͌͒͂͆͒̒̎̆̉̔̉̄̅͋̂̕͘͘͝͝d̶̨̛̲̼͊̐̄̉̀̓̆͊̓͒͌͋̒͊̌̽̈́́̑̀̄̈̽͗̓̔̓͒̔́̈͐̈̑̏̍̎̅͒̑̈́̆͑̀̍͘o ̨̡̧̡̛̱̰͚͖̩̰̗͔̹̘̝̙̩͎̟͓͇̤͎͖̪͎͖̙͍̟̹͔͚̻̲̜̜̪͉̞̉͐̃̐̄̀̌́̋̓̊̋̂̓͗̑͆̓̏́͒́̎͜͜͝͝n̶̨̛̦͕͚͚͇̣̮̺̙̖̯̙͐̽͑̌̓͐͑̓̏̆̌̈́̔͊͛͋̉̀̇̅̈́̐́̅̍̊̌̇̈́̈́̄͋͑́̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅ'̶̩̥̰̯̪͕̹͉̌̈́̓̽̇̂̂̒̃̔̇́̃͘̚͝t̶̡̨̡̢̨̢̛̺̻̣̱̺͖͙̮̙̦̩̹̙̤̻͉̜̰͍̜̠̟̜̼̫̞̭̖͓̟̱̘̩̦͇̟̤̩͕͖͛͂̓̍̀͛͛͑̐̇͐͐͌̎̄̂̀̑͋̍̄̂̾̀̆̏̊́́́̚͜͠͠͝͠ ̧̞̲͙̗̱̦̯͎͚̜̭͖͔͖͈̓̑̒ͅf ̛̞̝̯͚͈̝̳̬̙͇͙̥̿̄̋͋̊͂̽͌͒͗͋͊̂̍͗͐̀̉̐͐̀͝͝͝͠ͅę̵̧̡̨̢̛̼̪̥̳̣̗̲̩̟̺̯̤̗̰̜͖͓̰̮̥̘͖͖̱̣͎̠͉̙̠͚̻̯̹̬̻͍̥̪̞͙̽̈͋͆̀͗͌͠e ̢̛͙̱̠͎̮̭̭̹̺̾̋͌͌̄͗̈́̈́̾͆̐͑̋̎̒̒̋̄͗͜͠͠l ̢̨̡̡̧̛̛͇̥͔̞̝͖̘͎͙̟͉̰̬̙͈͎͚̠̬̻̠̱̝͉̰̤̮̖͉̯̖̲̟̈́̀̇̀͆͑̈́͗̂́̏̀̊̓̈́͋͂̎̅̌̓̂̑̽̌̓̊̿̋͐͊̑̈́̍́̒͘̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͝͝ ̴̧̧͕̱̦͉̮̣̝̘̮͚̽͛̉͑̓͗̉̌̃͑̉̀̀̑͐̾̐̑̉̑̕͘͜͝ͅş̶̡̡̨̣̦͙̰̬͉̭̙̬̹̣̦̺͚̞̮̘͙̺͖̖̱͍̫͙͇̩͍̜̦̫̥̩̱̟̐̽͗̌͂̑͋͌̄̑̓́̽̿̈́̃̃̿͑̏͋͋́̾͒̀͘̚͘͝͝͝o̴̧͔̥͚͎̣̼̝̦̺͚̻̣̘͍̣̠͇͍͈̭̥͇̹͍̫̼̖̿̉̈́͆̋̆͌̋̍͑̍͊̈́̏̆̈́́̇̔̐̓͒͂̓̽́͆̿̀̂̽̃͆͗͆̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̨̡̨̢̡͚̳̣̲̯̱̥̼̘͛̀͑̓̄͐̀̊̇̈́̅̐̏͊͑̽̽͑͑͛͒͆̿͆͂͒̎͊̎̈́͌̅͌̄̉͗̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͝g̵̢̢̛͚͓͙̳̪̩̪͎̩͉͇̲̖̫̲̭̠̯͗͐͆̒̆͋̀̽͊̀͆̓̈͋͆̐̅̒̊̃́͘̕̕̕͝͝͠o ̧̡̣̬̼̮̭͎͈͖͇̫͓̪̠͔̈̍̀̒̐͗̒̅o ̡̨̧̢̳̘̺͎̬̖̩͈̮̝̟̲̣̟̲̩̞̞͉̘͔̗̖͚̥̖̙̟͈̪̳͎̱̜̭̬͈̏͑͒͂̾͑͂̇̀͝͝ͅd ̧͓͖̟̲̮͎̠͈͍̳̺̠̒̌͗̎͆̔̆̿̃̈́͋͋́͆̓̈́̇͝͠͝. ̧̢̛̥̟̦͖̫̫̳̝̘̫̋̍̊͆̃̆͌̉͋́̀̋͗̇̂̊̽͂͆̐̆̈́̍̀͒̋̾͌͌̌͘͘̚̕͜͝. ̢̡̢̡̠̠͇͎̦̲̲̣͒̆̔̈́̇̾̎̀̆͒̅͋̓̉̈́̎̅̎̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅ.̶̧̡̪͕̮̮̩͙̘̻̮̺͙̹̙̭̤̬̥̖͕̤̝̠̖̹̮̖̮̫͈̝̝̟̜͎̻̰͐͆͌̏́̃̌̃̀̔̂̋̍̀͋̚̚͝͝
Half of the universe: I ̢̧̡̛̱̯̲̺͖̬̣̘̲̯͎̱͎̱͕̬͖̮͚̙̭̰͚̰̯̱̯̗̈́̈̇͂͌̐̌̔̈̾̆́͐͐͒̌̀̃͗̅̿̈́̌͋̐̇̅͌̒̑͐͛̔̾͆̊̑͘͘̕͘̚͝͝͠͠ͅͅ ̵̢̢̰̗́̋̊͂͊̔͛̑͋̒̆̅͑̆̇̐̿͌̀͌͒͂͆͒̒̎̆̉̔̉̄̅͋̂̕͘͘͝͝d̶̨̛̲̼͊̐̄̉̀̓̆͊̓͒͌͋̒͊̌̽̈́́̑̀̄̈̽͗̓̔̓͒̔́̈͐̈̑̏̍̎̅͒̑̈́̆͑̀̍͘o ̨̡̧̡̛̱̰͚͖̩̰̗͔̹̘̝̙̩͎̟͓͇̤͎͖̪͎͖̙͍̟̹͔͚̻̲̜̜̪͉̞̉͐̃̐̄̀̌́̋̓̊̋̂̓͗̑͆̓̏́͒́̎͜͜͝͝n̶̨̛̦͕͚͚͇̣̮̺̙̖̯̙͐̽͑̌̓͐͑̓̏̆̌̈́̔͊͛͋̉̀̇̅̈́̐́̅̍̊̌̇̈́̈́̄͋͑́̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅ'̶̩̥̰̯̪͕̹͉̌̈́̓̽̇̂̂̒̃̔̇́̃͘̚͝t̶̡̨̡̢̨̢̛̺̻̣̱̺͖͙̮̙̦̩̹̙̤̻͉̜̰͍̜̠̟̜̼̫̞̭̖͓̟̱̘̩̦͇̟̤̩͕͖͛͂̓̍̀͛͛͑̐̇͐͐͌̎̄̂̀̑͋̍̄̂̾̀̆̏̊́́́̚͜͠͠͝͠ ̧̞̲͙̗̱̦̯͎͚̜̭͖͔͖͈̓̑̒ͅf ̛̞̝̯͚͈̝̳̬̙͇͙̥̿̄̋͋̊͂̽͌͒͗͋͊̂̍͗͐̀̉̐͐̀͝͝͝͠ͅę̵̧̡̨̢̛̼̪̥̳̣̗̲̩̟̺̯̤̗̰̜͖͓̰̮̥̘͖͖̱̣͎̠͉̙̠͚̻̯̹̬̻͍̥̪̞͙̽̈͋͆̀͗͌͠e ̢̛͙̱̠͎̮̭̭̹̺̾̋͌͌̄͗̈́̈́̾͆̐͑̋̎̒̒̋̄͗͜͠͠l ̢̨̡̡̧̛̛͇̥͔̞̝͖̘͎͙̟͉̰̬̙͈͎͚̠̬̻̠̱̝͉̰̤̮̖͉̯̖̲̟̈́̀̇̀͆͑̈́͗̂́̏̀̊̓̈́͋͂̎̅̌̓̂̑̽̌̓̊̿̋͐͊̑̈́̍́̒͘̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͝͝ ̴̧̧͕̱̦͉̮̣̝̘̮͚̽͛̉͑̓͗̉̌̃͑̉̀̀̑͐̾̐̑̉̑̕͘͜͝ͅş̶̡̡̨̣̦͙̰̬͉̭̙̬̹̣̦̺͚̞̮̘͙̺͖̖̱͍̫͙͇̩͍̜̦̫̥̩̱̟̐̽͗̌͂̑͋͌̄̑̓́̽̿̈́̃̃̿͑̏͋͋́̾͒̀͘̚͘͝͝͝o̴̧͔̥͚͎̣̼̝̦̺͚̻̣̘͍̣̠͇͍͈̭̥͇̹͍̫̼̖̿̉̈́͆̋̆͌̋̍͑̍͊̈́̏̆̈́́̇̔̐̓͒͂̓̽́͆̿̀̂̽̃͆͗͆̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̧̨̨̡̨̢̡͚̳̣̲̯̱̥̼̘͛̀͑̓̄͐̀̊̇̈́̅̐̏͊͑̽̽͑͑͛͒͆̿͆͂͒̎͊̎̈́͌̅͌̄̉͗̕͘͘͘̕͘͘͝g̵̢̢̛͚͓͙̳̪̩̪͎̩͉͇̲̖̫̲̭̠̯͗͐͆̒̆͋̀̽͊̀͆̓̈͋͆̐̅̒̊̃́͘̕̕̕͝͝͠o ̧̡̣̬̼̮̭͎͈͖͇̫͓̪̠͔̈̍̀̒̐͗̒̅o ̡̨̧̢̳̘̺͎̬̖̩͈̮̝̟̲̣̟̲̩̞̞͉̘͔̗̖͚̥̖̙̟͈̪̳͎̱̜̭̬͈̏͑͒͂̾͑͂̇̀͝͝ͅd ̧͓͖̟̲̮͎̠͈͍̳̺̠̒̌͗̎͆̔̆̿̃̈́͋͋́͆̓̈́̇͝͠͝. ̧̢̛̥̟̦͖̫̫̳̝̘̫̋̍̊͆̃̆͌̉͋́̀̋͗̇̂̊̽͂͆̐̆̈́̍̀͒̋̾͌͌̌͘͘̚̕͜͝. ̢̡̢̡̠̠͇͎̦̲̲̣͒̆̔̈́̇̾̎̀̆͒̅͋̓̉̈́̎̅̎̚̚͘͝͝͠ͅ.̶̧̡̪͕̮̮̩͙̘̻̮̺͙̹̙̭̤̬̥̖͕̤̝̠̖̹̮̖̮̫͈̝̝̟̜͎̻̰͐͆͌̏́̃̌̃̀̔̂̋̍̀͋̚̚͝͝
by Spinach Cookie January 11, 2022
Get the Snapmug. Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!
SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.
by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011
Get the SNAP Ladymug. When having a streak the famous app Snapchat with a friend and they decide to wait till the timer emoji pops up to reply back to you.
by TonyBalonie55 March 14, 2024
Get the Snap-edgingmug.