shmullin'

1)The art of fucking off at work. 2)To play Sheepshead and only pick the blind with a no-brainer for a hand.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

Scoulda

Hybrid of should have/could have, shoulda/coulda, or should of/could of. Pronounced: skood-eh. Related to skwoulda.

I scoulda gone to college.

by Ace B May 23, 2006

shnultz

A tiny dog, also can be called schnoodles

If you tickle shnultz it will do a butt dance.

by Lando11 May 26, 2008

shoaly hit

Another way of saying holy shit.

steve:I got laid last night.

dave: shoaly hit are you serious?

by jimmy on crack corn April 28, 2009

shmullet

She mullet. When the top layer of a girl's hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.

I went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser I was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! Now I look like a hair band groupie.

by Vinnie248 November 11, 2009

shoelard

Used to define something that is crap. Can also be used as an expression of exasperation.

Dude, my new bindings are shoelard. They broke on the first hit.

Shoelard, I can't believe my boss is such a dingleberry.

by gdshred March 31, 2010

shcülpturing

The act of creating a sculture or statue from a pile of fecal matter.

Michelangelo is a talented fellow. He took the biggest shit ever and then he was up shcülpturing it all night to create a gift for his new girlfriend.

by JiveMasterT July 8, 2010