2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

short-term remembery loss

When you cant remember or memorize something in a long period of time

"i cant remember what you said i think i might have short-term remembery loss"

by ILDDD April 2, 2022

a few timbits short of a dozen

Canadien version of One Donut Short of a Dozen

Oh he's a few timbits short of a dozen

by CanadianGuy428 September 18, 2020

a few cents short of a dollar

Not so bright, lacking intelligence.

Fred: Bobby thinks Washington D.C. is in Washington State!

George: Well, we always knew he was a few cents short of a dollar…

by Saww Con July 7, 2022

Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.

Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"

by Daravouchi March 6, 2018

Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!

Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

short term mammary loss

A condition of short term memory loss generally caused by the site of boobs, whether clothed or naked the effects are the same.

Dude I totally got short term mammary loss the other day when I saw Becky's boobs in her new bikini at the beach

by HallowsEnd June 28, 2017