Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)

"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak

by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022

Runner

A fucking pussy who tries not to get their ass beaten by some guy with op stats. This person is also most likely a troller who hits people and when they get chased, they become sonic.

"You see that guy over there? That's a runner AKA a pussy."

by User Found June 2, 2022

Running Gag

A repeatedly repeated pun that is so bad you want to run away

I am so tired of that running gag.

by mayforcebewithyou June 6, 2022

Runnin a king

"Running a king" is when You start work doing the same job and around the same time with your co-workers yet you are the last one to finish. This especially refers to second shift positions

Seems like Meadows got it in the balls real bad tonight. He's runnin a king for the third time this week.

by Creamin Off June 7, 2022

Runner

A runner is a smexy person and if they are a girl then they are most likely to date/marry someone named Graham, Gabe/Gabriel. Anyone wants a runners because they can be beat in races and get to go on runs with them. Runners have tiny tatas but thats ok because they have muscle b00ties.

Look at that hot girl, she must be a runner.

by #beats the boys #sporty girl June 10, 2022

Runnig

Running but with maximum speed allmost beyond limits.

In fact, it's so fast that one letter it did not happen to jump in

Synonimus: Running, Fast

He runnig like he's life depend's on it.

by Jacques de Calm June 11, 2022

Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.

I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.

by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022