River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

River

River is kind, she/he has a big heart, shy, very stubborn, go with the flow person, hot, caring, and loves everyone

River is so caring to us!

by Love_Emma April 26, 2021

river eye

A wondering or lazy eye.

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...

by lustypan August 1, 2015

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan

See river she likes taylor swift.

by anonymous May 3, 2022