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pump the neighbors cat look

A look you would you see on someone's face, if you were to catch someone having sexual intercourse with their neighbors cat. An extreme look of embarrassment.
Hey you, what have you been doing???? Oooohhh, You have a pump the neighbors cat look.
by lisa lisa January 12, 2014
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saucey one lil pump

When lil pumps songs are saucey
lil pumps latest song was saucey one lil pump
by Cheese Winner boi bootei September 12, 2018
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The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015
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Male Masturbation

The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
by Penny Man August 4, 2008
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noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
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Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
by Bangboy December 30, 2009
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pump her chunk

Used to instruct a male associate to copulate with his female companion.
"Fuck it if her parents are home; just pump her chunk!"
by Peterson September 7, 2004
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