Poon

This guy named steven

Hey you know that poon?

by Penguinz40 May 17, 2016

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina

I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.

by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

poon ticker

A Poon Ticker is someone who boils over and gets completely enraged when the girlfriend or wife ain't putting out often enough. Lol

His face was red, his forehead in a blaze of frowning sweat....he was slamming shit all over the place and she wasn't giving up the love enough. He was Poon Tickin'....he was a poon ticker.

by Treebonics January 5, 2017

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 12, 2017