Teen porn

wrong site bud

-Hey I'm looking for Teen Porn !
-Get out of my shower you're making me uncomfortable

by neist March 8, 2020

Fat Porn

A form of pornography involving highly obese men and women usually performing a quite unusual seemingly satanical ritual such as forcing excess flabber into certain constricted areas of their own or someone elses body. Many times lubricants can be consumed by being mistaken for grease from McDonalds. Fat Porn is known to involve men with extreme chodes that are capable of mysterious feats

In other words: FAT PEOPLE HAVING DIRTY FAT SEX.

Stop looking at FAT PORN you twisted freak!

by levbien March 26, 2004

porn film

A film that involves NAKED people doing it doggy style, normal style, upside down, or some other freaky deaky style viewed by people over 30, containing a cast of 40-year-olds doing what 18-year-olds do, with the plot of the film being so simple it seemed it was directed by a 6 year old.

Damn dude did you see that fucking porn film with that big titted freak. She was freaky with that 80 year old guy! I'm surprised he could get his cock up!

by President Hassan de eelnarg January 20, 2010

Porn Guru

a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.

Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!

by Angrypig16 January 2, 2008

kitchen porn

Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.

Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"

by Eva Marie October 25, 2007

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005

porn box

The black box used to sensor nudity in visual media.

There were porn boxes over half the screen.

by Ashford Wyrd February 20, 2007