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Piss-A-Lysts

Everyday things that encourage you to pee, that your bladder is allergic to
Piss-A-Lysts Causes of Piss:

Waterfalls, traffic light posts, anxiety from being a perv and a girl might know it, booty, hearing drinking or sipping sounds, when you see your dog pee, seeing people pee, dying laughter, getting chased by a dog, getting chased by "The Man", running, church sermons, stage-fright, bathroom torture, etc.
by Euphonious Blacksmith October 25, 2010
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monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
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pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.
Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude
by Alivia M January 25, 2008
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Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.
Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.
by gertzy8 September 26, 2008
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Piss gesig

Piss gesig is an afrikaans word generaly used to descibe someone that is not very much liked,dumb, irritating and they smell funky
Translation in english Piss Face
Johan is a Piss gesig
Bush is the ultimate Piss Gesig.
Henry use to be a piss gesig now he is just a fat fuck that is to lazy to get an erection.
by ma se tjops October 18, 2008
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pissed to the gills

Very drunk. In British slang, "pissed" means drunk (not angry, like in the US), so pissed to the gills is like being so drunk, you're SWIMMING (hence, the GILLS) in alcohol.
Last night I went down the pub and got pissed to the gills!
by CBizkit April 29, 2013
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Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.
My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.
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