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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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roach picking

When you're out of weed so you pick through all of your joint and blunt roaches to get that little bit left behind the filter.
Person #1: oh man were out or weed
Person #2: no were not, to the ashtray we have some roach picking to do!
by Baconboy414 December 12, 2016
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Prime Parking

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.
by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017
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clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!
My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!
by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017
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Parallel Parking

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.
by Napolee August 10, 2019
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Apple Picking

The fetish of plucking out a man’s testicle hairs.
Dave’s balls are smooth and shiny since last night’s apple picking!
by Orchard-eer September 24, 2020
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Brapple picking

When a company goes out on recruitment in the state of Massachusetts looking for the best riders, such as a Brappleton...

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Picking up the pieces of a Massachusetts rider (or his bike) off a steep DH trail because there was too much braap and not enough brake...
Evil Bike Co. went brapple picking and found their very own Brappleton to enjoy.

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After riding Diablo during that Class 5 hurricane, we had to go brapple picking just to find the rest of our team...
by NUCycling07 October 2, 2007
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