Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Baiting the hook

Fingerbanging your girl then shoving the fingers up her nose.

I was baiting the hook with my girl last night. She was pissed.

by AtomicBlackZero May 25, 2022

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021

pinkie-hook

How you hold hands wif a nice gal when it's too hot to "fully" clasp hands.

Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.

by QuacksO August 27, 2018

Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 8, 2003

Booger hook

When you pick someone’s nose and then proceed to shove your finger in their mouth. If you do it with two fingers in both nostrils and stick both in the mouth, it is called a double booger hook.

“Yea, I was messing around w this strange girl from the gym and I booger hooked her”

“No way, bro! That’s epic!”

by Dbas June 11, 2021

gropple hook

invented by Irish women
to collect the souls of others
in particular men. so a number
of adverba, typically 7.9 on avg
are thrown at bystanders until
they captcher their beautiful

filthy fish und full em full dere
gropple hook, derbe dee barbe bee
in b

Old story be in Gorge Galloway land, and ar' prebby Irish lass blew three hundred pound of gropple hook out 'er ass! ~ by Yorg Bohemian Grewb Halloway

by sinrlifemattrs October 11, 2025