Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!
by LonePooper February 26, 2018
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Get the shit page mug.An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
Get the orc shit mug.When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
by thecatan August 5, 2012
Get the shit tease mug.An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
Get the Shit-tastic mug.When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 28, 2011
Get the shit the rag mug.Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 10, 2018
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