Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.

Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

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Soft Rat

Like a dry snitch but instead of telling on someone indirectly through loud speech, a soft rat tells on someone without realizing there are doing it.

Nooney is a soft rat because he brought up a secret in front of bree without knowing he did it.

by Breezyndhasone January 24, 2023

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Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 25, 2023

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soft get

UK slang phrase, to look daft or silly.

Used to define a person doing something weird or looking silly, usually when trying to appear funny to friends or family.

“Get out of it ya soft get”
“Stop it ya daft get, you look like a knobhead”

by Bugingy February 4, 2023

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soft hours

*aka praying in the dark hours*

these are the times (or hours) where you just slow down, and spent some time with The Lord; growing your relationship with Him in True Love 🫶

guy 1: "yo one more game?"
guy 2: "nahh bro its my soft hour"
guy 1: "what that"
guy 2: "soft hours like spending time with God bro"

by philotheus April 2, 2025

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Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.

Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands

by nagoleel May 13, 2025

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