Oliver

A man with such big balls that ANYTHING is possible. Oliver is the type of person to like Pokémon and always have a sexy platonic man by the name of Toby, Tob, and Tobias. Oliver also likes the color green, the number 100 and Tuesdays.

Toby: Have you seen that guy? His balls are so big.
Nathan: I agree man
Jax: Woah, are you talking about Oliver!?
Nathan: I thought thats who we were reffering to. Hes the only man with balls so big

by Xiballs January 21, 2023

Oliver

A real cool guy
Very hyper
Bites sometimes
Can be cuddly
Likes string

Only eats the nicest food
ADHD poster child in the best way
A real good boy

Possibly a cat

"Oliver is doing zoomies around the living room again!"

by r.m. roe March 2, 2023

OLIVER.

The true definition of a real nan. Smart, witty sexy AF! Holds a deep voice that women find captivating. Hes a real romantic. And lives how he sees fit. . He travels the world looking for his one true love and he wont settle for anything less. But when he finds her, he,ll stop at nothing to make her his own. . And if shes smart she will get lost in him.They will have an amazingly beautiful life. After all ,Oliver lives for this Woman. Every man wants to be like Oliver. But only the Olivers if the world can be who and what they are. They really and truly are magnetic. . If you ever encounter an Oliver, if your lucky youll nake friends with him. Youll be cooler for having him in your life. If not. Then stand back and look at him in anazement. Because u will never be that cool. The best part about him, is he doesnt even know it. Hes just a humble guy. A great friend. An anazing husband/ boyfriend. And an all around good person. He would do well with a woman like a Wendy, or a Veronica. But he would seriously shine with a Rebecca. Oh yes. Shine brighter than any diamond.

I wish my man was as cool as Oliver.

by Becca bug November 11, 2022

Oliver

A fucking legend with a huge huge.. who gets all the girls and every one wants to be like him cos he's a blody legend

Oliver is just a fucking god

by ThirtyArrow8445 July 10, 2019

Oliver

An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag

“ Oliver, can I have your number?”

“ no have my snap chat- the sexy mofo 18

by Olliethomas995599 September 10, 2018

the olive theory

so basically, it referes to the theory from how i met your mother which says that the potential of a relationship is determined by whether one person in the relationship loves olives while the other one don't. In this case, the one who hates olives gave them to the other so they completed eachother. But the theory is not just about opposing points fitting well together : the most important thing is about willing to sacrifice something you love, to give it to the other.

Ted Mosby, HIMYM : The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lily : he hates olive, she loves them. In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.

Later, Marshall actually admitted that he liked olives but gave them to Lily because she loves olives more

by legend-wait for it...-DARY November 17, 2023

Olive

Honestly, one of the most dumbest people alive. Who ever has a name like that is probably a fucking green olive.

Wow, olive is a dumbass

by Theismann August 25, 2022