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Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021
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beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024
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beaver

ME: *Look's at a beaver* OMG, ALEYNA LOOK, THERE'S JUSTIN BIEBER
ALEYNA: OMG!!!
by Kyo Choi December 5, 2016
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Corn beaver

A woman or man whose teeth scape on the shaft! Or naw at the tip.
Kimberly is such a corn beaver, her teeth left scrapes up my dick!
by Baddy Brenda May 2, 2025
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Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.
Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT
by Kylie lips February 11, 2025
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Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser
That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.
by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025
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Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps
"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"
by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024
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