Amanda: "Shut your face pocket!"
Alan: "Dude, Holly totally let me put it in her face pocket last night!"
Steve: "Yeah, man! High five!"
Alan: "Dude, Holly totally let me put it in her face pocket last night!"
Steve: "Yeah, man! High five!"
by Laurizzlebeingdirty September 29, 2011
Get the Face Pocketmug. Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.
Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.
This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
Get the Pocket LSDmug. Lil Wayne's pockets used to be overstuffed like the comedian Bruce Bruce...
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
i.e. I get big bucks, pockets on Bruce Bruce (Bill Gates by Lil Wayne)
But his pockets have currently undergone an intense exercise routine under the supervision of his money...
i.e. Yeah, with a swag you would kill for,
Money too strong, pockets on bodybuilder.
(6 foot, 7 foot by Lil Wayne)
Man, Lil Wayne's pockets must be so fat after all the air time he's been getting on the radio lately.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
No way man, his pockets have been working overtime, those pockets on bodybuilder.
by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011
Get the Pockets on bodybuildermug. by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013
Get the pocket weedmug. Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
by aairving April 7, 2015
Get the Hobbit pocketmug. Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.
Rich.
Rich.
by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010
Get the Pockets on Creatinemug. Hey Dave, Heard you got your head kicked in Last night!
Apprently your face Looked like a right old Offal pocket!
Apprently your face Looked like a right old Offal pocket!
by Anternee November 4, 2018
Get the Offal Pocketmug.