by SpicyBoy69 June 18, 2018
Get the clappedmug. The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.
John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.
John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!
Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
Get the Clapping Clamsmug. by Autistic Creature February 5, 2020
Get the Clapmug. when a girl is laying down. a man is making out with her, a different man is man is licking her tits, and a different man is eating her out.
by Matt Biggie Higgins December 10, 2009
Get the E Clapmug. When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.
by TwinArchive October 1, 2025
Get the Bart Clappingmug. 
