Annoying nerd

He's just a freaking Australian nerd, and he's also fat

You know that ayden kid, he's an annoying nerd. What a fatty

by Xo0t January 9, 2019

Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

Nerd Rocket

Motorized scooter

“Look at all of those dorks on the nerd rockets.”
“There is a gang of nerd rockets driving in front of us”

by Radbunnie May 9, 2020

Nerd-Digger

A woman willing to do sexual acts with a nerd to do her homework or a due assignment.

Kacie: I have to return this assignment or I will get a 0!!!!!!!
Kathryn: Be a Nerd-Digger
Kacie: Good idea Kathryn.

by kEVINHAERT December 3, 2017

cactus nerd

Any person with an obsessive interest in the study, collection, propagation and/or taxonomy of cacti and succulents, and possessing the ability to discuss and/or argue, ad nauseum, the finer points of each and every plant, while citing the latest peer-reviewed research.

Only a cactus nerd would travel 500 miles to look at that spiny stick.

by Johnny Cactus May 13, 2015

nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014