jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.
I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...
by FlashMasterCash March 26, 2005
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salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.
that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.
by izaack October 11, 2010
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Muffin Tosser

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser
by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 11, 2011
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fluff muffin

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.
sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.
by paullikesbuttsex June 27, 2006
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Moist Muffins

A term used to confirm/agree to something
Joel: Hey Jon, you coming to band practice saturday?

Jon: You bet I am!

Joel: Moist Muffins!
by Faglips McGee November 11, 2011
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door muffin

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.
We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?
by EverybodyPanic July 06, 2009
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