Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 May 1, 2016

Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER

Your mom is my sugar mommy

by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020

plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.

Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."

by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008

Soccer mom

A middle aged woman with a child the woman has to have everything perfect and goes crazy if someone comes at her child

Stop being a soccer mom

by Annaleighrr123 December 20, 2018

Mom bucket

Fancy word for vagina

Hey, wanna diddle my mom bucket?

by snuffomega September 20, 2019

mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

ur mom

thick

ur mom is fat

by victin February 23, 2021