Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

by Backdatassup February 13, 2007

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mawdz mom

Mother of the Mawdz.

An amazing woman, who will make love to any man, woman or animal, in any orifice, for only 3 pennies.

Her wonder is only outshined by the tunnel of love.

WOW Mawdz mom, your the best ive ever had for 3 pennies.

by onewiththewang January 29, 2004

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MOM 😎

1. That one time when your mom gave you McDonalds chickie nuggies
2. Literally god
3. MOM 😎

4. Just... MOM 😎

Person 1: Mom got me McDonalds.
Person 2: That's a really cool MOM 😎.
Person 1: Ikr?! My MOM 😎 is epic. She is like Jesus.
Person 2: I practice momism. You?
Person 1: Same. Lets worship MOM 😎.
Person 2: Epicccc.

by the very yes person January 11, 2022

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mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity

Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"

by progin September 13, 2010

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Single Mom

A woman raising 1 or more children without the father present. Just like anyone else, they can either be toxic and annoying or very kind, caring people. They often get shit on, regardless of thier circumstances for being single moms. This is because they have a bad rap from single moms that were single due to being spiteful and abusive. Any single mom tends to be a target for incels. They are often expected to isolate themselves from all future dating and romance and deemed unworthy of love. They are expected to focus only on the kids and working full-time. At the same time, people get upset when single moms make it a "personality trait".

She's a single mom who left her ex husband and got custody of the kid. Her husband developed a drinking problem and cheated on her. It's her fault she is a single mom. People don't change or switch-up in a marriage.

by DramaticDictionary August 02, 2023

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