sea muffins

Sea muffins is a synonym for fun. It is used on occasions when "fun" is censored because of the first two letters.

I'm going to have a lot of sea muffins in my AP Calculus class!

by Exhnozoaa February 24, 2007

salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

by izaack October 13, 2010

jizzle on a muffin

When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, asking for a load of monkey spit. When it times to blow the load, the person immediatly goes on the bran muffin. The next does the same until the last person is left, still having his gun loaded. Hwe must finish himself off, and then proceed in eating the bran muffin for being the last one to complete orgasm.

I playedjizzle on a muffin by myself the other day... I had to eat the muffin...

by FlashMasterCash March 25, 2005

fluff muffin

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.

sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006

Slut Muffin

Used to call annoying smart-ass people, usually after they have said an annoying pun.

Person 1: Hey, what so u call a nazi fish?
Person 2: Idk
Person 1: ADOLFIN!!!
Person 2:... you Slut Muffin

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

Crud Muffins

Another meaning for WTF....shit....u get it

WHAT THE CRUD MUFFINS ARE YOU DOING OBRROWING MY UNDERWEAR!

by Hitller Samules May 10, 2009

street muffin

-Noun

1. A hooker. Especially one with an age exceeding 60.

"That street muffin is a bit too ripe for me."

by KJ Smith July 3, 2008