Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019

Matthew

They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.

Matthew is good at sports.

by KayWinter December 28, 2019

Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2

Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary

by maksammich August 29, 2019

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

Matthew

He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive

Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock

by Isoncnss November 22, 2021

matthew ireland

A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls

*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?

by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017

Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3

Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg

by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020