matt follis

A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers

Guy 1: Is that Matt Follis
Guy 2: Holy shit, he’s drunk at 11am?
Guy 3: Classic Matt Folli

by IdahoJoe September 7, 2019

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

matt wang

Matt Wang is an amazing guy. He’s funny, nice and loves the booty. He has amazing eyes and is just such a good person.

I wish I had a Matt Wang...

by Bigbootyboi1 May 25, 2018

Matt

One of the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is fun, smart and has a big ass heart. He has the ability to make everyone feel happy and welcome and there is nothing he wouldn't do to make another person feel better. He is a little nerdy, but that just makes him more awesome and special. People have a tendency to laugh when they are around him. Also, he is one hadsome dude! Always a smile on his face, and a joke on his lips, but don't be fooled, he can be real deep ! Oh, and he loooves hugs :)

Damn, look at that Matt over there... looks like fun!

by NatCat January 3, 2018

Hunchback matt

Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.

Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world

by Spener447 May 1, 2018

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron May 2, 2018