In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
Get the punky logmug. This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.
I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.
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I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
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Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
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I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
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Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.
by vineyardgecko October 21, 2015
Get the haulin' a logmug. by milson jim’s dog July 2, 2020
Get the logmug. The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
Get the Loggingmug. by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
Get the rat on a logmug. a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
Get the lincoln-logmug.