Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

by Popemedic December 15, 2021

Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017

Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.

"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"

by VValt Disney October 3, 2022

lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time

when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash

by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

locked tight

Oh shit. Getting someone pregnant, locked in a relationship due to impregnating a female

Synonyms: super gluing, jizmimg, man chowder, skeet skeet skeet, baby batter, baby gravy, baby glue

You’re locked tight when you see the two lines on the pregnancy test.

by Clamchowder69420 June 21, 2025