blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.

“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb

by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020

lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown

After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."

by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020

lemon

a way to describe erotic literature in fanfiction, now regularly labeled as smut

1: i read this hot lemon the other day!! dude it was so swag
2: ..are you stuck in 2008 wattpad or do you need mental help

by blorgblorg October 21, 2020

Squeezed lemon

Something that is missing the most important element

"your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Lemon

A lemon law is a vehicle that is sent back to the dealer because it couldn’t be fixed or repaired. A women that’s called a lemon 🍋 is a woman that cannot be fixed or repaired

Example : “kristie is a lemon 🍋, not not a fresh lemon. She’s borderline rotten so you can’t even use her to make lemonade”

by Big L 99 January 1, 2021

ginny lemon

fancy a sloiiiiiiiice! drag race uk season 2. has a yellow mullet, comes from birmingham. non-binary. don’t really know much else lol except they’re a great bitch

*ginny lemon appears on screen*
juno birch: not this. not this.
liquorish black: yassssss

by veryqueerandinthebuilding January 1, 2021

LEMON ZEST

When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms

"I gave stacie a lemon zest"

by FVGGOT January 4, 2021