When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole
Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!
Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025
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Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
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"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."
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