A hell whole where teachers smell like aids, and could give too shits less about a kids, and there parents who want to beat there ass.
Lake nona middle school is the most cancerous place in the world and I hope all the teachers suffer for what they do.
by Gay_porn December 6, 2018

by A rizz February 5, 2024

by kulk22 November 12, 2024

A slang term referring to a situation where someone has sexual encounters with some different partners in quick succession, each encounter being as distinct and intense as visiting a different lake.
He boasted about his weekend, claiming he conquered the Five Lakes, leaving a trail of satisfaction in his wake.
by Schuhart July 23, 2024

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.
Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"
by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023

by The Jasmine May 21, 2025

a home away from home :)
by enchiladaarebombb May 30, 2021
