A guy, usually with a girlfriend, that goes around behind her back hooking up with others girls because his girlfriend is not putting out the way he wants her to. He usually screws the girls he hooks up with over and leaves them to be with his original girl, telling her lies about how it never happened or how it wont happen again.
by toolsarejerks January 07, 2010
Because she was such a star cheerleader in highschool, Briana was able to give incredible L Stand Blumpkins.
by bonny/ashley April 09, 2006
man that chick is U-G-L-Y-!
by ch3l-c. October 17, 2005
The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.
He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.
"While our ushers are coming to sing..."
"What, are you going sky diving or something?"
"Have mercy!"
"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."
From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
"What, are you going sky diving or something?"
"Have mercy!"
"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."
From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker
by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER July 22, 2008
You are on peak boredom and thought nobody else has gotten this combination with your diagnosis of severe and concerning boredom ( You need to stop. It will only get worse.)
the man with no life decided to use your two fingers to write the whole keyboard 4 times (qwqwerertytyuiuiopopasasdfdfghghjkjkl;l;zxzxcvcvbnbnm,m,)
by SuperAsssBeater6699442200 November 26, 2021
by bruh_itz_taliak December 16, 2017
The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
by stinger98249 June 17, 2008