Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run

Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny

Philly slang for a stolen vehicle.

My and my manz was slidin late night in that Johnny

by SimmyDaGod January 26, 2022

Johnny Treeboy

The baldest and shortest guy ever. He's so short he will drown in the shallow end of a swimming pool. got third place in danse competition

Joe: bro i was in a dance compotition and i got 4th
Mama: who got third?
Joe: johnny treeboy

by shady guy meth January 26, 2022

Johnny

other name: Anthony
age: 12
height: 141cm
8th member of bts
picks up egirls and eboys and anime girls and anime guys and vtubers
bald

Johnny: omg hi jimin ily
Jimin: 8th member of bts, whassup

by shady guy meth February 3, 2022

Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping

Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.

by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022

Johnny Logue

Making a simple task look hard

“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!

by The logues October 7, 2021

Johnny

Johnnys are usually tall and like baseball. They can be shy at times but when you get to know them they are super funny. They love to eat and are really good at listening.

Boy: do you know a Johnny?

Girl: oh yeah! He’s so cool!

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021