by Kevin February 01, 2005
The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 01, 2007
The same thing as a blow job, but the person gowing down doesn't come up, they just move their tongue around in pleasurable motions to produce an orgasm.
by Goodson April 08, 2008
When a guy or girl sticks there finger(s) into somone elses mouth, and moves it in and out as if the person who's mouth it is is giving a blow job. Can be funny, or really intimate.
Girl 1: So how was last night?
Girl 2: It was fun...but wile me and jackson were cuddling he stuck his finger in my mouth wile staring into my eyes. It was weird, but at the same time, sorta hot.
Girl 1: OH. You gave him a finger job.
Boy: Claire sucked on my fingers like they were my dick.
Boy 2: I hear she gives the best finger jobs.
Girl 2: It was fun...but wile me and jackson were cuddling he stuck his finger in my mouth wile staring into my eyes. It was weird, but at the same time, sorta hot.
Girl 1: OH. You gave him a finger job.
Boy: Claire sucked on my fingers like they were my dick.
Boy 2: I hear she gives the best finger jobs.
by Sparky283 April 11, 2010
by rob45311 July 01, 2010
First used by Brittany The Fat Slob. When a human being excitedly and eagerly takes a penis into their mouth, in order to give fellatio
by Brittany Brizone December 04, 2004
A cash job is when a girl opens out her hands and you jizz in them as a form of payment for her services.
Yesterday Beth got a cash job so big she brought it to the sperm bank and invested it with double interest.
by Vanguts February 14, 2009