ay mae!!!! vio que grande que era esa casa?!
dude!!!! you saw how big that house was!?
si verdad! que jeta!!!
yeah! right! thats was unbelieveable!!
dude!!!! you saw how big that house was!?
si verdad! que jeta!!!
yeah! right! thats was unbelieveable!!
by tcolcru October 29, 2007
Get the jeta mug.A car manufactured by Volkswagen (VW).
In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
In Germany, the land of chocolate, and also the home of VW nobody ever bought a Jetta.
People buy real German cars in Germany and so we don't buy this crappy variation of our otherwise superior and super fast (talk about Autobahn) automobiles.
In the States and Canada however people think that Jettas were cool German cars so they buy them - because most of them a probably too cheap to get a Passat, A4, or A6.
American conversation:
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
"Hey yo so I gots them cool German wheels."
"Sweeto-meo it's them Jetta."
German conversation:
"So Heinrich I bought myself a sweet Jetta."
"Oh well Gustav you fag, I own an Audi A4 and it eats your Jetta anytime on the Autobahn."
"But...but...my Jetta does 60 mph."
"See Gustav, my A4 does 250 Km/H, which is by the way the regular travel speed of Germans. You think your 60 mph impressed me?"
by TheStatesWho? March 16, 2005
Get the jetta mug.A pleasant but benign series of Volkswagen sedans designed, but not always assembled, by Germans. Notoriously thought to be wildly faster and more impressive than they are, particularly among males under 25 who have yet to drive a wide array of actual performance vehicles.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
The Jetta is popular in North America (and is seen as crucial VW strategy there) because the Golf lacks a trunk, and in turn lacks a certain degree of cache among those over 25 (who think a hatchback makes them look like they're fresh out of college).
Celebration of the Jetta is a testament to a peculiar facet of the human condition that permits us to place the mundane and satisfactory on a pedestal, whenever it's all we know.
by T. D. March 14, 2007
Get the jetta mug.A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports
Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.
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Get the Jetzel mug.A group of males from the DC or PG county area
that represent GOGO music.
Their trademark is often the Spartan CHOP
and can be seen wearing clothes that can not
be bought in other counties such as Anne Arundel.
You will often find them CHOPn in the hallways
when no one in school knows what CHOPn means.
that represent GOGO music.
Their trademark is often the Spartan CHOP
and can be seen wearing clothes that can not
be bought in other counties such as Anne Arundel.
You will often find them CHOPn in the hallways
when no one in school knows what CHOPn means.
by IDK1241341 August 5, 2009
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