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Jason

Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.
Wow can you believe Jason lived in his car while visiting every skatepark in America!
by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a man that comes from a big family but only has one brother. He has the deepest blue eyes and blonde hair. He is the kindest man very adventurous loves to travel. Hard-working, loving and thoughtful. Finds other girls attractive but always has the one girl that they hold close to their heart. Has stories from how they got into trouble from school. Over all a great man.
Jason is kind
by Annaswhere January 21, 2023
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Jason

A guy that sucks at being a boyfriend. Just don’t date guys that start with J
I’m dating Jason”
“Eewwww dump him
by Caitlinator16 April 20, 2022
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by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019
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Situation-Jason

A man prone to accidents, trouble, and problems.
“Man, something is always happening to you, and only you, your just a Situation-Jason.
by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a name that is very gay and homo. They only like boys and only like to eat out men. They also like to get hit from the back.
by Tongueinthebutt November 21, 2021
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