Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
Get the Jam the Shelf Angelmug. the act of slamming (aggressively thrusting) a male's gentiles either around or inside a female's oral or genital region. This may be an act of force or an act of mutuality.
some guy to his sexual deviant friend: yo you get some slappy last night with that girl?
sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
sexual deviant: homie you know I fuckin slutty slam jammed that narc.
by slutter November 25, 2007
Get the slutty slam jammug. by Guy F. March 28, 2022
Get the Texas Traffic Jammug. It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.
Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!
I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.
Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009
Get the jam 'n' a biscuitmug. Katie: "So how was your night with Jimothy?"
Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"
Stacy: "Ooooo, he gave my kitty the ol' 'Ram Jam Slam'!"
by A Little Puerto Rican Boy January 23, 2020
Get the Ram Jam Slammug. When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.
Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.
Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.
RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.
John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.
Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?
John: Just Jam-It In January
John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.
Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?
John: Just Jam-It In January
by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018
Get the Just Jam-It In Januarymug. Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
Get the Toenail traffic jammug.