Jessie

A fucking flat ass hoe. Thinks she’s thicc and can’t fight for shit. No tits no ass. Can’t get a man but still manages to get STDS. Home wreckers wanna be. Can’t function with attention. Thinks she has hoes but she’s the hoe. Will fuck for weed, booze Or drugs. NOT TO BE FUCKIN TRUSTED.

“Jessies such a attention whore” yeah ikr she’s a ugly bitch.

by h0esmad November 22, 2019

Jessica

A Jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she's been with him and his friends

She's a Jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night

by Thatgirljay November 6, 2014

jessination

the act of two water buffaloe meeting at a nearby river and engage in the act of animal intercourse. the usual result of this action is some seismic activity and sometimes a large earthwuake.

the little earthquakes that jessination produces, that no one can explain

by vukie April 18, 2009

Jessica Pond

1. A woman who will blow as much dick as possible until she gets whats she wants.
2. A woman who will sleep with any man until she gets what she wants.
3. A self proclaimed whore.

The teacher won't give me an A, I better step my Jessica Pond game up.
My boyfriend wont do what I say, I better turn Jessica Pond mode on.

by FellowshipPond July 25, 2016

jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God

Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine

by Sweatybridge January 25, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is a straight up person. If you ask her if you look bad or if there's something out of place, you can count on her to tell you the 100% actual truth. She isn't good at giving hugs or comforting people, but knows how to make you smile by just being herself, like getting food on her teeth. She is still a good friend even if she is a pro at gossiping about other people. But if you don't like a person then she won't as well... oh yeah she is going to go to Harvard one day as well.

"Listen to Jessica she's smart."

"Jessica you have food in your teeth" *as she smiles*

by jgergeruofnoejnfj May 26, 2018

Jessica

The cutest person you'd ever see. She is kindhearted, artistic, and she loves chocolate! People can't get enough of her. She may throw a tantrum sometimes, but on the inside shes as sweet as a strawberry. She may have some enemies but all her friends are loyal ( Some of them actually ).

Jayanna - I wish I was jessica
Jessica - Thank you!

by CreamWave February 19, 2018