The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more likely the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" refers to a white teenager that lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, yet still throws up gang signs and says "cuh" frequently.
"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory."
by qwerts1050 May 15, 2024
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Mockery's Theory

All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.
"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"

"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022
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The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory, is a theory where people respond immediately right after you text him.
Why does he respond so quickly? Maybe The Andy’s Theory can help out with this
by Andy’s Theory January 06, 2020
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The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory Effect is a effect where people respond immediately right after you text him.
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The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up
A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.
by The window theory April 15, 2020
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CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.
by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
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Copespiracy Theory

A far-fetched conspiracy theory that serves as an alternative explanation for an event someone finds unpleasant or inconvenient.
John: I was just accepted to Harvard University.
Joe: There's no way Harvard accepted you
John: Here's the acceptance letter.
Joe: You probably paid someone on the admissions board to make you a fake acceptance letter.
John: That's just a copespiracy theory.
by You Dropped Something August 17, 2022
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