Tanks

Irish person saying thanks

Oh tanks very much for the beer Lads!!!

by Irish lad boi cunt something August 26, 2021

Built like a tank

A Nokia cellphone.

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."

by BiggieBagelz November 5, 2023

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Sis Tank

The female version of a “bro tank.” Often categorized by loose fit and wide arm holes.

Rahsaan: “hey what are you wearing to the gym?”
Reagan: “a sis tank!”
Rahsaan: “that’s not a thing”
Reagan: “well what do you call a bro tank when a girl is wearing it?”
Rahsaan: “touché”

by 17386789998212 February 6, 2021

Vintage Tank

To be invincible, old school style.

Damn Son! Did you see that epic score? He couldn't be stopped! That's what i call a Vintage Tank!

by Vintage Tank December 26, 2009

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022