When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.
by finlow1616 June 29, 2017
Get the italian dance monkeymug. The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.
He made the italian move
He made the italian move
by SchoolShooter123 April 5, 2018
Get the the italian movemug. You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Italian Breadstickmug. by anonymous August 23, 2021
Get the The Italian Showbagmug. When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.
by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017
Get the the italian cousinmug. Person who enjoys everything that can be enjoyed way too much while lacking any moral core values. They also love to compare themselves to ancient romans, but they are smaller, wider in size, hairyer and less disciplined.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
Are you a bad father? In Italy you're a hard working man too busy for family.
Betrayed your partner? In Italy, you're a romantic person falling for beauty.
You're a thief? In Italy, you simply a man who finds many things.
Betraying your brothers in ww1 'cuz you don't know loyalty?
In italy, you're a noble man.
Praising a fascist dictator taking over your country but not backing him up in the middle of a war 'cuz you got no balls?
No worries, in italy you're a simply a brave man fighting for freedom.
Getting pegged by greece in ww2, constantly needing german support?
Its okay, if you swich sides again to fall in your brothers back.
A): "Where you're from?"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
B): "I'm italian!"
A): "Wow; I love ancient roman history! Bet you're good looking, fit, disciplined, loyal and romantic!"
B)"Umm... my mom makes great spaghetties!"
by PhallusEnormus November 23, 2021
Get the Italianmug. by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024
Get the Italian quick drawmug.