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Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
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HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
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Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance
He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards
by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025
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Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.
“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”
by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023
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dewclaw-hooking

Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.
"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."
by mimbijones April 29, 2023
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