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Hair Gel

Means pot, marijuana, mary jane, dope etc... But can be said around adults and little kids, with your friends still knowing what you are talking about.
"Hey, are we gonna do some hair gel tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we gonna gel our hair for sure."
by GummyBear September 21, 2004
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sick hair

The way your hair looks after lying in bed with a cold or something similar for many days. It leaves your hair notty and frizzy and totally gross looking.
aw man i hate being sick, i always get sick hair and when i go back to work, my hair is always messed up
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by kt bear :D January 28, 2009
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emo hair

Emo Hair is a general indicator of defining one's below average intelligence.

When showing infatuation for this particular type of hair cut, it is possible to give a rough estimate of their below average intelligence, which also attributes to their usage of using short form words such as "ur" and the overuse of the acronym "lol".

Emo Hair is a trend, highly similar to the "big hair" trend of the 1980's, and is only worn by those who are unable to define their own personality and find it necessary to follow others to gain acceptance as their low self confidence forces them into trying to be like who they think that everyone else wants them to look, no matter how ridiculous that it may make them appear.

Often it is copied from and used by "emo" bands who use this hair cut to make themselves seem "trendy" and thus gain mainstream appeal among pre-teens who have fallen victim to the current trend of this hair cut as a means of social acceptance.
"That chicks kind of cute"
"Dude, that's a guy with emo hair"

"lol ur a qt i luv ur hair lol"
*listens to dashboard confessional"
by superflydopeyo April 2, 2009
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tit hair

Usually used as a term describing a very small amount of something.
Yo...dickhead how much do you want me to cut off this two-by-four?
ahhhh...not to much, just a tit hair
by tony January 24, 2004
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Higher Hair

Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.

Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
by Come Jar January 21, 2023
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pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.
1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.
by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007
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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.
aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.
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