Muthafucking stupid ass goofy

I only do this because of the mug ad

*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.

by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

l bozo goofy aah skibidi gyat rizz in ohio

Average Gen Alpha speech.

Jeff (age 10) - Erm actually, you have l bozo goofy aah skibidi gyat rizz in ohio

by ---nerd January 20, 2024

l bozo goofy aah skibidi gyat rizz in ohio

Average Gen Alpha / cringe person talk.

Mark: You have so much l bozo goofy aah skibidi gyat rizz in ohio

Linda: ?

by ---nerd January 25, 2024

big red gooey fish

Mickey Mouse's favorite fish. As the name suggests, they are big, red, and gooey, and they're also most certainly fish. However, they are not in any way related to a certain Swedish species of fish.

Yeah hang on guys I'm just gonna get some big red gooey fish down at the lake for the fish fry tonight

by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024

The Thomas Oooey Gooey

Thomas, wanting a oooey gooey, is a rare but an unjustifiable sense of act, where a Thomas runs a train on 2 or more men, mostly men. They usually had swamp ass and are in a Lexus butt naked. Thomas oooey gooeys happen quite often. Where Thomas is the one in the middle, getting double the action on the nice enjoyable train ride. Thomas loves taking such great trains when both or more involved gets Thomas all oooey gooey with sticky white stuff all over him.

"This oooey gooey was so deliciousoso, I would take a ticket for this train ride again" "Thomas please give me another ooey gooey all over me, in my yummy tummy"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"

by Oooey Goooey August 13, 2025