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Dogshit Gamer

A person who sucks ass at playing video games. This type of gamer has zero skills and usually has "D3ViLGUy666X420x" as a gamertag. Dogshit gamers are also sweaty players who try unnecessarily hard to win a game as if there were real money on the line.
Dogshit gamer: 0h Mi gOd iM So PrO MaH tEaM SuKz I bEsT oNe wE lOsT CuZ mAh TeAm NoObz PlZ RepOrT UnINsTaLl gAMe

Real Gamer: We lost because you're a dogshit gamer kid.
by FlyingWeasel May 4, 2021
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The X Gamer

1)refers to a dude that wakeboards better than Parks Bonifay, snowboards better than Shaun White. 2)He has long hair and wears hurley shirts sometimes aka... Ryan D.
In order to become a guy like ryan in each sport you have to smoke weed, have long hair, and drink 40oz of Old english in order to be an ultimate x gamer like ryan d. PS. dont live in Idaho falls, id...
by the dude March 1, 2004
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Gamer Scratch

A skill developed by experience gamers, whereby one is able to scratch an itch at any point on the body faster than the speed of light.

It's so you don't lose any valuable gaming time by pressing pause, or just stopping for a second.
The hallmark of a lame nerd is the gamer scratch
by Joe-fo October 6, 2008
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gamer

A person who is addicted to games. They usually respond to names like Mario, and Luigi, yet are often confused of who said it. Usually they never respond to their own names. They play games for hours on end until their eyes hurt and they are forced to quit, due to not blinking while they are intensely playing the game.
Scenario 1:

Person: Hey what's up gamer?
Gamer: Nothing much.

Scenario 2:

Person: Hey what's up allen?
Gamer(allen):(No response)

Scenario 3:

Person: Hey what's up Mario?
Gamer: Luigi did you just say my name?
by Tarantino is Da Bomb December 12, 2008
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no life gamer

A no life gamer is a person that can master a game the 1-2 time they play it.

A no life gamer can make a game his/her bitch the first time they play it.
"Hey how good are you" "um I don't know" "dude he's a no life gamer he can play a game once and master it"
by Taco torres December 18, 2015
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GamerGated

When a someone creates something requiring significant understanding of tech and someone questions the authenticity and/or integrity of that individual.
Some User: "You" aren't even real. You're just the marketing person paid to make the software sound good.
Me: I literally spent weeks livestreaming the development of this software. I can't believe you GamerGated me like that.
by mechaGrey November 5, 2017
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Gamer's Waist

A painful condition caused by leaning foward while sitting on a couch for a prolonged period of time. Normally comes from playing games such as Mario Kart Wii and any NFS game, where you play Wi-Fi for too long or get in a long pursuit. The remedy is simple, stop playing, stand up, (if you can) stretch, and if you have to, take off your pants.
Other conditions that may accompany gamer's waist include; Gamer's Thumb- Painful, red, possibly concave mark on your thumb. Gamer's Wrist/Gamer's Hand- A cramp that comes from holding a controller the wrong way, the feeling may remain for the entire day. Gamer's Flashback Syndrome- When you close your eyes you can still see the game, comes from playing late at night. And finally, Gamer's Foot- What happens when you play Cod4 for extended periods of time, especially during Wi-Fi matches.
by A7X forever July 22, 2010
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