Douche & Gabbanna 

A distinct odor and or aroma that is used to mask the true level of doucheness of a person. The proper context of the term Douche & Gabbanna is often misused because it does not define nor should it be an attribute of a person or persons. Douche & Gabbanna may also be used in conjunction with additional "Douche" tags depending on the situtation. In addition, in certain geographic regions the Douche & Gabbanna scent is used to induce urination with rabits

Brian says, "does anyone smell the Douche & Gabbanna"? Scott says, "I sure as shit do, its that douchebagel Dan". He must have spent the night with his douchewhore Linda"

"Hey Kattie, just walked by the shitter and noticed you dropped a douchelog". Katie then would say, "are you sure you are not smelling the Douche & Cabbanna that Kevin is wearing today?

Douche & Gabbanna by Westernstars May 22, 2008

douche beard 

The pencil-thin mini-beard worn exclusively by douche bags. Commonly identified by an overly symmetrical, millimeter-thin stripe of facial hair on a guy in an Ed Hardy shirt.

Examples include Ali G, that douchey guy from The Backstreet Boys, and guys who purse their lips for photos. See also "Jersey Shore."

Often accompanied by excessive Drakkar Noir cologne, Overuse of Axe body spray, blingy diamond earrings, and those shaved-in hair stripes, like MC Hammer or Bobby Brown.

"A guy sporting a douche beard totally wears bikini briefs."

"Never trust a man who wears a douche beard."

douche beard by Go-Dog-Go April 1, 2010

Douche-bagette 

a female douchebag

Meredith is always complaining, She is such a douche-bagette

Douche-bagette by lesterboomboombangs May 10, 2006

douche bag 

A person who has no idea what they are talking about yet act like they are a smart person by knowlege from other people. They act out to be intelligent and gifted only to realise they are mearly a fake idiot with no idea about what is really happening in the world.
A person with no logic at all.

Someone who tries to get a family member or freind in trouble for something they did not do. Because they dont have the guts to investigate things for themselves and get other people to do their dirty work for them.
people who gang up on one innocent person are a bunch of gutless douche bags!

ass, blockhead, boob, booby, cretin, dimwit, donkey, dork, dumb ox, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, jerk, kook, meathead, mental defective, moron, ninny, nitwit, pointy head, simpleton, stupid, tomfool, twit,

douche bag by keeping it real!!!!! October 1, 2006

douche bag 

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

douche bag by Tony February 27, 2005

Douche Hag 

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

Douche Hag by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

Douche Feet 

When someone's feet smell like vinegar.

like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!

Douche Feet by ARose73 February 19, 2009